This little project was graded by the teacher and sent home. The child brought the paper back to school the next day with a note attached from mom:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me…. selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington
ryanguard.net 
That was hilarious
hhaaahaa this is so great